March 2015 1
This year we ran a competition to win a professionally designed website. To enter you had to simply donate £5 or more and tell us your favourite joke. We had quite a few interesting jokes to choose from but our favourite was from Steven Challinor –
Three balloons. Daddy balloon, mummy balloon and baby balloon.
Daddy balloon says to baby balloon, look son, you are much too old to sleep with mummy and daddy, you will have to sleep in you’re own bed. Baby balloon protests, I like sleeping with you and mummy. No you are not sleeping with us and that’s final. Ok said baby balloon sadly.
Two in the morning baby ballon wakes up and decides to climb into bed with mummy and daddy. He finds there is no room, so he unties his dads knot and lets out some air, and ties him up again. Still no room, he unties his mummys knot, also lets some air out and ties her up again. He still can’t get in, so he unties his own knot, lets out some air, and ties himself up again, he finally has room, and snuggles down with mummy and daddy.
The next day they all wake, and daddy balloon is really angry. He said son, I am really disapointed with you, I said you couldn’t sleep with us. You’ve let me down, you’re mummy down, and you’re self down.
Well done Steven!
A big thank you to everyone who entered. We smashed our target.
Jo, Rachel, Caroline and Kayleigh.
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